R.O.N.F
REVIEWS

These are not only reviews or personal opinions about releases but also just descriptions. We randomly comment here some of the stuff we have and/ or receive, it doesn't matter if it's done in 2007 or 1992, and it doesn't care the format, so you could also find in the future just some gig review or mp3 release/ promotional stuff review.

NIHILIST COMMANDO

"Demo 2005"
(CDR | 2005)

Self-produced

Reviewed by Javier (2006/11/27)

Surprised for hearing these guys after so long i gotta say that bands and recordings like these are perpetuating noisecore. This "Demo 2005" is great noisecore ala 7MON with clear and crushing sound quality consisting of 14 minutes, 10 tracks, 176 old school Noisecore cuts, tasting quite like short. Crushing and short blasts with an evolving and clear guitar sound, vocals reminding me on the german band Tumor and drums leaving no healthy tympanums.

Lyrics are on a folded paper, although being a sober cover is including all needed info with no furnitures. No music, only noise and sense!. Pure Noisecore. It's real, "Not for the weak!".

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NARCOLEPTIC CASTRATION

"Noise We Are Noise We Shall Be"
(CDR | 2006)

Infected Fetus Records

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/23)

US Noisecore they are, of course, and i hope they stay that way for long and keep delighting my stupid ears! some musical intentions and sometimes seeming to have structures but with total improv music-destroying attitude and sick yelling vocals. Sounding like live in the rehearsal room, N.C. has a lot to offer but musical lessons.

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MASSACCESI

"Cradle Of Carne Crust Fuck Crucifixion"
(CDR | 2006)

Fuck the Bastards

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/23)

Live improv session broadcasted on Radio Bronka October 2003 and released through Fuck The Bastards on 2006. Very unique and varied stuff, Massaccesi dedicates this recording to the crust/grind/metal culture and veganism.

The tracks of this cd are consisting of very experimental, noise, ambient, concrete music, audio puzzle sampling collage that is surprising ears for about 36 minutes. Gory/death metal titles such as "Mortician Hate Disabowed Viral Regurgitation" or "Inmersed In Abysmal Diabolic Entrail Infestation" attracted a lot my attention too.

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EXCRETED ALIVE

"Do It Yourself"
(CDR | 2006)

Lokos Records [lokos005]

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/21)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh! Spanish guys Excreted Alive put this CDR out to compile all of their split vinyls' sides.

About 60 minutes including their split 7"eps with Desinence Mortification, Denak, Violent Headache, Obliterate, Stand Against and Cumshotte recordings!!! crusty Grindcore noisecore influenced.

All handmade, true to the DIY way and enclosing a cool xeroxed booklet with lyrics and info about E.A. Good Stuff!!!

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DECHE-CHARGE

"The Preps Suck"
(miniCDR | 2005)

Fecal-Matter Discorporated [FMD077]

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/21)

This is great to find one of the earliest Deche-Charge demo tapes reissued by Fecal-Matter Discorporated.

This demo 3 (1992) was one of my favorite, 679 noisecore drum machine powered noisecore blasts with moanings and barfings. Cool format, good sound quality and layout.

Do you like D-C? then, this is a must for you.

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VVAA

"Elastic Mayor McCheese Vomit Synthesis"
(CDR | 2006)

Fuck Music Productions

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/16)

Total DIY noise/grind/experimental compilation release featuring all time classics such as Sonic Disorder, Anal Massaker, Richard Ramirez, EHI, Nut Screamer and Masher as well as other killer stuffs by Kaka Onani In Kaka (alias of Bizarre Charlie Alien), Permanent Death, Gruesome Toilet, Melophobic Hell, Gorgonized Dorks, Slop Cake, Overflowing Septic Tank, Socialistic Jonny Goblet, Werewolf Jerusalem (alias of Richard Ramirez) and Naked Insects. The general quality sound is great, the tracks' running times are well sorted and alll of these are killer stuff!

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(This preview clip is featuring: Gruesome Toilet, Pure Noise, Masher & EHI)

PRINCESS ARMY WEDDING COMBAT / CUNTS

"Viva! Monster Union!" / "We Love Cheese Burger We Are Cunts"
(Cassette | 2006)

Shit-Eye Cassettes [shit-eye 004]

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/16)

Great tape with two noise on very different ways, Cunts are playing really rumbling noisecore using only drums + screams, very funny stuff. The Princess Army Weeding Combat's twisted side was hard to swallow (haha!) consisting of 1000 parts and samples taken from happy hardcore/techno/drum'n'bass tunes and odd intros all mixed together combining no more than some seconds of each.... really twisted! including some insane harsh coupling noise also.

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DIABOLIC EMO DESTROYER / SPIKE PILE DRIVER

"Anti-Queer Session Bunch Of Anti Emo Songs" / "The Great Aberdonian Fuckwit"
(SPLIT CDR | 2006)

Asberg 8 Records [ASBO 2]

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/11)

Great Noisegrind split you shouldn't miss! Diabolic Emo Destroyer is great classic noisecore reminding me on Senseless Apocalypse, Anal Cunt, Arse... Great recording! i just miss more screamings as the vocal thing is mixed at low volume... and sometimes it seems to be just instrumental noise, but forget because this is KILLER STUFF!

Spike Pile Driver play more structured kind of stuff, with real drums on this recording, playing their tunes with grinding parts to go into noisecore madness after a while, a must for your grindnoisecore collection!

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PISSED OFF ORGASM

"Porno Holocaust 1993-1996"
(Pro-CDR | 2006)

Fuck Music Productions

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/11)

Fuck the Hell YEAH!!!! Thanks to FUCK MUSIC PRODUCTIONS for releasing this Pissed Off Orgasm collection! This re-issue was really a must and i'm sure a lot of the old cunts into this the early 90's kind of shit are more than happy about it (As I really Am!!!!)! If you weren't then this is an important document by the way.

Pissed Off Orgasm was the Billy Nocera's next step after his first project called Traci Lords Loves Noise. On Pissed Off Orgasm there are still Porn themes but this is also about the metal scene posers assassination! Using guitars, twisted screaming and drum programming Pissed Off Orgasm was basically a one-man noisecore/grind project but using a lot of Thrash/Death Metal parts for developing his sarcastic intentions, this is including a sheet with the artist's comments about every song and about his doing on this project!!! this Rules!!!!

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C-UTTER

"La Depresion Se Expande / Suicidio Autonomo"
(Demo 2006 | miniCDR)

Fuck the Bastards [FTB-16]

Reviewed by Manuel (2006/11/10)

Impressive opera prima for this spanish ambient-noise-experimental act! A perfect soundtrack for your nightmares, an introspective atmosphere mingling together the elements on monotonous ambient with discomforting noise.

Utterly advisable!!!

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